It’s movie review day here at Glitter, Bliss, and Perfect Chaos. And we’re super excited to see the movie, The Vow. And I have to admit, I went into this movie feeling pretty cynical. I even posted this on my facebook wall because it’s how I felt. Because shouldn’t she have been down on her knees thanking God for letting her live, so she could spend the rest of her days with those abs?!
I figured I’d get in the movie. Pretend I am the woman with amnesia. He would tell me he’s my husband. And then my mind would leave the stupid movie and go on it’s own adventure of all the things I would make him do to me to “help” me get my memory back. He’d have to walk around shirtless the entire time because surely I’d remember those abs. Like how could I have ever forgotten them? He’d have to do all those things in bed I used to love (over and over again) because surely that would trigger something. Oh, the fun we would have. Even if I didn’t ever get my memory back, I’d lie and say I did. Just so he could be my husband. Because clearly, he and his abs adore me. Why let a silly little brain wipe ruin that. Plus we could make it our life’s goal to make more amazing memories.
Here’s the trailer:
The Verdict: This movie. Sigh. Swoon. Wipe some tears. Shove more popcorn in my mouth, so I wouldn’t just start bawling. Sigh. Swoon. Repeat. Okay, so I went into this movie very much a cynic. But here’s the deal, y’all. I LOVE THIS MOVIE. And the damn thing made me cry like a little girl. And I think I know why. See those abs up there? See that adorable face? Picture him with little tears in his eyes. Picture him trying to win back your love. Imagine that you wake up and all you can remember is the guy you used to be engaged to five years ago. Yeah, you’d have to be attracted to the guy that says he’s your husband, but your ex was pretty darn hot too. And you can’t remember him. You’re scared and frustrated with yourself because you can’t remember this hottie that you married.
Yes, this movie totally sucked me in. It sucked me in because Channing Tatum was the perfect combination of sweet and hot. I didn’t cry when she cried. I cried when his poor little heart was breaking. There were numerous times I wanted to pull the boy out of the screen and just give him a big old hug, pat him on the back, and say, “Baby, it will be alright. You’ll make her love you again. I promise.” But then it seemed so bleak. She broke his heart for the millionth time. And he was alone. All alone with his abs and a cat. Such a sad lonely life. I wanted to smack her upside the head and hug him some more.
This is one of those movies you should probably see with your girlfriends.
And you should forewarn the man in your life that if you go see this movie, you will probably come back home and ask him these kinds of questions.
“Honey, if I was in a car accident and didn’t remember you, would you try and make me fall in love with you again?”
“Honey, if I could only remember an old boyfriend who was really hot, would you fight for me?”
“Will you always love me?”
“Like forever and ever? What if I got fat? What if I needed to be in a wheelchair? What about then? Would you cry if I left you?”
Yeah. Tell him before you leave to see the movie that the correct answer to whatever bizarre questions you ask him when you come back is, “Of course, baby. I’ll always love you.”
This movie could get nothing but a HAPPILY EVER AFTER. Oh, and get this. This movie was based on true life events. So to all you girls out there that have yet to find the perfect man. (Like Phillip in my books.) Keep looking!! They are out there. And if you find one with amazing abs, don’t let him get away. Even if you can’t remember him.
P.S. For those of you wondering about the ab count in this movie, you will not be disappointed. In fact, you will probably see more of Channing than you thought you would. And you won’t mind that at all.
Just a reminder of how we rank movies here at Glitter, Bliss, and Perfect Chaos:
One Star = Walk of shame. I was in last night’s dress, carrying my shoes as I rushed off. I can’t believe I wasted my time on him and pray no one I know sees me.
Two Stars = Bad date. He didn’t really do anything wrong, we just didn’t have any chemistry. Maybe he just wasn’t my type. I probably won’t answer if he calls.
Three Stars =Hookup. We had a great night together. Don’t know if it will be more than that, but it was sure fun while it lasted.
Four Stars = Stalking him. What a night! We danced, we kissed. Now if I could just get him to call me.
Five Stars = Happily ever after. I love him! I want to marry him, have his babies, and live happily ever after.
I was once told that you should always keep one of your Christmas decorations out year-round, so you will feel the spirit of Christmas all year long. I do that at home, so I feel it is reasonable to do here on the blog. So we decided to keep him out because he’s so damn adorable and totally how I picture Phillip from my books, That Boy and the just released, That Wedding.
Daydreaming_Star says
February 17, 2012 at 13:26This is one movie that I can not wait to see! And now I can’t wait to see it EVEN MORE! This was such a great, funny and charming review, I love it!
This film sounds just as good as I want it to be and really, really, just need to get myself to the cinema to see it, don’t I? Hehe.
Stopping by as part of the Love-A-Thon! I am so glad to have stumbled across your blog, and am going to be subscribing as soon as I’ve finished this comment! I love this place 😀
Jillian Dodd - Glitter, Bliss and Perfect Chaos says
February 17, 2012 at 15:13Thank you! I love going to movies, so it is really fun to write up reviews. Glad you’ll be hanging out here more often!
Mandie Baxter says
February 17, 2012 at 07:02Oh my I want to see this movie. Even more so after this post. I ADORE Channing! And his ABS! 🙂
Jillian Dodd - Glitter, Bliss and Perfect Chaos says
February 17, 2012 at 07:44It was so good!! I’m going to see This Means War today and I’m really excited for that one too!!
Bianca says
February 17, 2012 at 00:07haha I loved reading this! I just watched it the other day and really liked it too. Channing Tatum is so sexy!
Jillian Dodd - Glitter, Bliss and Perfect Chaos says
February 17, 2012 at 00:27He is so sexy and he was like so vulnerable in this movie, I just wanted to hug him. Of course, I also can’t wait to see him mostly naked in Magic Mike this summer!! We’re like counting down the days!!
Donna Newton says
February 15, 2012 at 07:36i’ve not even heard of this movie! Why haven’t I heard of this movie? I want to see this movie…NOW!
Piper Bayard says
February 13, 2012 at 07:24Great movie review, Jillian. I was wondering about this one, and now I’m inspired to check it out.
I can’t help but laugh when I see all of the ripped abs here on your sight. It always reminds me of an internet joke that went around a few years back. It was a picture the one of the awesome pictures you have here all of the time. Great looking guy in a speedo. The caption? “No matter how good he looks, somebody, somewhere, is tired of putting up with his s**t!” Lol. But I love the pics anyway. 🙂
Jillian Dodd - Glitter, Bliss and Perfect Chaos says
February 13, 2012 at 18:33Yes, that’s the great thing about our imaginations. We don’t imagine all the crap they would put us through. LOL
michellekeyes says
February 11, 2012 at 13:43Thank you for reviewing this – I had heard so many mixed reviews that I was unsure if I wanted to see it. But I adore Channing Tatum (I am a little bit jealous for Jenna Dewan) and so many people put down his acting, which I don’t understand. He’s this generations Patrick Swayze (may he rest in peace) but with a little more of a bad boy edge than Patrick had.
Jillian Dodd - Glitter, Bliss and Perfect Chaos says
February 11, 2012 at 15:57I like Channing. I didn’t Dear John because he just didn’t seem to have chemistry with his costar. They have chemistry in this movie so you can feel it. And he’s so adorable hurt. And he does remind me of Patrick Swayze. Has that underdog bad boy thing going on.
Tameri Etherton says
February 11, 2012 at 10:01I have to wait for DVD because I know I’ll be a blubbering idiot. You have to DM me to let me know if they stay together. Seriously, I need to know before I watch the movie or I’ll never see it. I’m weird like that.
You are so funny with those abs! They are amazing, though so that girl better stick with them.
Jillian Dodd - Glitter, Bliss and Perfect Chaos says
February 11, 2012 at 10:39Oh trust me. If there wasn’t a happy ending, I woulda been pissed!!!
CMrok93 says
February 11, 2012 at 09:22The film may be entirely unafraid of predictability, but it’s sweet, shiny and well acted; essentially it delivers exactly what it says on the box. It also helps that Tatum and McAdams are good here as well, but nothing that they haven’t already done before. Good review Jillian. Give mine a look when you get the chance.
Barbara McDowell says
February 11, 2012 at 03:44I was skeptical after seeing the commercials as well. Yes, I saw Channing Tatum was in it, but thought the story might be hokey. Now, after your review and being hypnotized by the abs pic, I think I’ll check the movie out. Heading back up to help him with those abs. 🙂
Kristine Cayne says
February 11, 2012 at 00:01Thank you for the great review! I wasn’t too sure about this movie but now I’ll go see it for sure. I think his movies are getting better and better… or is it just the abs? ;-D
Marion Spicher says
February 10, 2012 at 22:23Great review. Will I ever find the time? Perhaps when it comes out on video. Sounds like a wonderful flick.
jennifer tanner says
February 10, 2012 at 22:03Jillian, I’ve been waiting for you to post a review on this movie! I’m normally skeptical of amnesia stories but after reading your review, I’ll put it on my to-see list. I’ll pass on the popcorn and feast on abs instead. 😉
Elena Aitken says
February 10, 2012 at 21:52Great review! I have to see this movie. Especially after I asked my DH about what he would do…”Do Over?” REALLY!?!
hee hee.
There are no do-overs. 🙂
thanks for the great review. And…the abs. Oh, the abs.
StoriesAndSweetPotatoes says
February 10, 2012 at 21:15Really?? I’m pleasantly surprised you liked it so much. It looks standard and boring to me but I’m not immune to getting sucked into good love stories 🙂
Natalie Hartford says
February 10, 2012 at 19:20Awwww…I can’t wait to check it out! I wasn’t sure if it’d be too much or just the right mix and it sounds like they got it right! Woot woot!!!
Emma Burcart says
February 10, 2012 at 18:21Oh, wow that was an amazing review! I actually want to see it now. “And if you find a guy with amazing abs, don’t let him get away. Even if you can’t remember him.” Hilarious!! When I saw the preview for this my Bestie said, “She (the chick in the movie) already made this movie. It’s called The Notebook.” so I’m glad to know it was good. Especially since he is shirtless.
patriciasands says
February 10, 2012 at 14:16Okay, you have convinced me. Great review and thanks for making me laugh out loud, as usual!
Jillian Dodd - Glitter, Bliss and Perfect Chaos says
February 10, 2012 at 14:43Patricia, now you know that Channing’s abs are no laughing matter around here!!!
Tiffany A White says
February 10, 2012 at 14:01I think I like the idea of this movie even more because it’s inspired by actual events. There is no way I can get to the theater to see this one, but maybe I can Redbox…
Jillian Dodd - Glitter, Bliss and Perfect Chaos says
February 10, 2012 at 14:42Yeah they said that at the end of the movie and showed a pic of the couple and their kids. And she never got her memory back!!
Heidi says
February 10, 2012 at 13:46I’m going to go see this on Sunday, I’m very excited!!
Jillian Dodd - Glitter, Bliss and Perfect Chaos says
February 10, 2012 at 14:42Take your kleenix. I never cry at movies unless the dog dies. But omg he is so sweet, like a little bird with a broken wing, only like way sexier.