Movie Reviews: The DVD guide

So it’s movie review day here at Glitter, Bliss, and Perfect Chaos. Normally today, I would go see a new release. My options were Beneath the Darkness and The Devil Inside. The problem with Beneath the Darkness is it stars Dennis Quaid as a psycho. My husband looks a lot like Dennis Quaid. When my daughter watched the movie, The Guardian, she bawled. She never cries in movies, and I was like why are you crying? She sniffled and told me because he looks like Daddy!! So if I saw that movie, I’d probably be afraid to sleep with him, for fear of getting hit over the head with a shovel and buried alive. If I went and saw The Devil Inside, which looks super scary, he probably would want to kill me with a shovel because I would wake him up for weeks after I had scary dreams. (If you wanna read about why I love my husband, and how he inspires Phillip in my book, That Boy, check out my guest post on Donna Newton’s blog today!)
I mean come on Hollywood, is it to much to ask to have one reviewable movie come out every week? So since many of the movies we reviewed this year are coming out on DVD, we decided to give you a handy dandy year-end guide.
 
Movies to watch when you just wanna see some hot guys.
Immortals*** 
What’s Your Number? ***
Warrior***
Crazy, Stupid Love
In Time***
Abduction
The Change Up
Footloose
Twilight : Breaking Dawn 
Reel Steel
Fright Night
***Guys in this movie are OFTEN shirtless and/or hot guy count is extremely high.
 
 
Drinking game movies.
Twilight: Breaking Dawn (Click here for Forever Young Adult’s drinking game.)
Shark Night (Shark death bingo.)
 
Movies to watch when you wanna feel good.
Reel Steel
Footloose
Warrior
Twilight: Breaking Dawn
 
Movies to watch when you wanna laugh your ass off.
What’s Your Number?
Horrible Bosses
Crazy, Stupid Love (the end part anyways)
The Change Up
 
Movies you can watch with your mother and not be embarrassed.
(See feel good movies.)
 
Movies your guy would probably enjoy.
Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol
Immortals
Warrior
Fright Night
Sherlock Holmes- A Game of Shadows
In Time
Horrible Bosses
Reel Steel
What’s Your Number?  
Abduction
 
Movies for when you’re bored to death, there’s no football on, and it’s dark out.
The Sitter
A Very Merry Harold & Kumar Christmas
Columbiana
Three Musketeers
 
 
Movies for when you are depressed and want to feel like someone’s life is worse than yours. When you want to wallow in depression, not be cheered up. 
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
The Ides of March
Drive
Columbiana
Shark Night
 
 
And I saw something about Bridesmaids possibly being up for a freaking Oscar? Okay, so I’m all for some of the Oscar movies being a little more mainstream, but they choose this as their start? A movie that wasn’t even that funny? That had a bizarre rambling plot? Whose actresses biggest acting challenge was pretending to hold in poo when they got food poisoning. Um no, I’d rather be forced to watch the Kings Speech.