Movie Review – Warrior

It’s movie review day here at Glitter, Bliss, and Perfect Chaos. Today we’re seeing the movie Warrior. I’m actually excited to see this movie. There’s gonna be a bunch of shirtless men fighting for my love, er, I mean for like glory or something. Anyway, I grew up watching boxing with my dad, so a good MMA fight doesn’t disgust me like it does some women. I really enjoy them. That being said, I’m thinking this looks like a really good movie.

Here’s the trailer.

 

I have no idea which fighter is going to win, but I’m kinda already hoping the fighter above doesn’t because I’m thinking I’d really like to console him.

The Verdict:
For all you single ladies. GO SEE THIS MOVIE!! Here’s why. The movie theater was filled with really hot guys. They all want to see this movie. Go a little early. Stand in line. Start talking. Drop a few names. Georges St. Pierre, Anderson Silva, Jon Jones. (They are three top fighters.) If that doesn’t work, just mutter loud enough for one of them to hear, I’m a little drunk. And get yourself a date, or you know, whatever it is you’re looking for. I’m just saying it’s like fishing with dynamite at this movie. If only I was single…..ah.

Back to the movie.

The thing that sets this movie apart from other fighting movies is that there isn’t a bad guy. It’s brother against brother. Both brothers had a shitty childhood because their dad was an alcoholic.

Dad trains one of the brothers. Tommy. He’s back from Iraq. Even though he hates his dad, he asks him to train him
This is clearly a guy’s movie.
It’s about fighting.
But it was wrapped around a drama. A family torn apart by alcohol. Brothers that hate each other. And that story was both heart breaking and heartwarming. Nick Nolte was amazing as the father.
The brother’s pain feels real.
Both are total underdogs against all the big names in the big fight.
I cheered for both brothers, but then I started getting nervous cuz I was afraid they would face off in the end.
Who would I cheer for?

You’re gonna have to see the movie to find out who you’ll cheer for.

It was one of the best sports related movies I’ve ever seen. I was in tears and I never cry at a movie. I wanted to stand up and cheer at the end.
I’m clearly in love with this movie. Really in love.
Five stars, Happily Ever After in love.

Just a reminder of how we rank movies here at Glitter, Bliss, and Perfect Chaos:

One Star = Walk of shame. I was in last night’s dress, carrying my shoes as I rushed off. I can’t believe I wasted my time on him and pray no one I know sees me.

Two Stars = Bad date. He didn’t really do anything wrong, we just didn’t have any chemistry. Maybe he just wasn’t my type. I probably won’t answer if he calls.

Three Stars =Hookup. We had a great night together. Don’t know if it will be more than that, but it was sure fun while it lasted.

Four Stars = Stalking him. What a night! We danced, we kissed. Now if I could just get him to call me.

Five Stars = Happily ever after. I love him! I want to marry him, have his babies, and live happily ever after.