It’s movie review day here at Glitter, Bliss, and Perfect Chaos. Today we’re seeing the movie, Total Recall.
Here’s the trailer:
The Verdict: How can you not fall in love with a movie that has Colin Farrell in it? Especially when the very first scene in the movie is him shirtless. Thank you, Hollywood. You’ve been listening!!! This movie is like one of those dates that never ends. He picks you up in the morning, you go to the beach, drink a bunch of Red Bulls, then go crazy. You bike ride, picnic, get ice cream, kiss, hold hands, shop, rollerblade, have a couple cocktails, then dinner, then dancing, then back to his place. You know those kind of dates where you are having so much fun that you just don’t want to part? And you’re bursting with energy because he’s so amazing and you can’t believe your luck? Yeah, this isn’t really that movie, but the feeling is sort of the same. This movie is an adrenaline-packed rush, full of intrigue, love, kissing, and danger. Big, let’s save the world from the crazy mad man kind of danger. And it was AWESOME!! I loved it. And I’m just saying that his ex is one crazy, never giving up, psycho bitch. You need to see this movie, just like you need to experience one of those never ending dates. And because there is tension and bombings, oh, and a girl with three tits, your man will love it too!! I’m so stalking him!
Just a reminder of how we rank movies here at Glitter, Bliss, and Perfect Chaos:
One Star = Walk of shame. I was in last night’s dress, carrying my shoes as I rushed off. I can’t believe I wasted my time on him and pray no one I know sees me.
Two Stars = Bad date. He didn’t really do anything wrong, we just didn’t have any chemistry. Maybe he just wasn’t my type. I probably won’t answer if he calls.
Three Stars =Hookup. We had a great night together. Don’t know if it will be more than that, but it was sure fun while it lasted.
Four Stars = Stalking him. What a night! We danced, we kissed. Now if I could just get him to call me.
Five Stars = Happily ever after. I love him! I want to marry him, have his babies, and live happily ever after.