It’s movie review day here at Glitter, Bliss, and Perfect Chaos. Today we’re seeing the movie, The Expendables 2. This week my son, Connor, and his friends saw the premiere, so while I’m busy editing, I’m letting him do the review.
Here’s the trailer:
The Verdict: I thought that this movie was awesome because of all the action! The acting could have been a little better, but it was cool to see all of your favorite action heroes in one movie. The story is about a group of men who work as guns for hire. Their job is to go on a simple recovery mission. Once they get the intel they were looking for, they get ambushed by bad guys who steal the intel from them. They now must get it back, and they do it in the most fashionable way possible, lots of killing and explosions. I give this film 4 stars. Can’t do the whole date thing like Mom does and, um, I will not be stalking him. Although it would be cool to hang out with them, shoot guns, and blow stuff up.
Just a reminder of how we rank movies here at Glitter, Bliss, and Perfect Chaos:
One Star = Walk of shame. I was in last night’s dress, carrying my shoes as I rushed off. I can’t believe I wasted my time on him and pray no one I know sees me.
Two Stars = Bad date. He didn’t really do anything wrong, we just didn’t have any chemistry. Maybe he just wasn’t my type. I probably won’t answer if he calls.
Three Stars =Hookup. We had a great night together. Don’t know if it will be more than that, but it was sure fun while it lasted.
Four Stars = Stalking him. What a night! We danced, we kissed. Now if I could just get him to call me.
Five Stars = Happily ever after. I love him! I want to marry him, have his babies, and live happily ever after.