Movie Review – Horrible Bosses

It’s movie review day here at Glitter, Bliss, and Perfect Chaos. Today you get a two for one deal!!  Normally, I go see a new release on Fridays and review that for you. Check back later today for the review of Fright Night. This week, I got to sneak away to a movie with my friend, Tiffany White. Even though Horrible Bosses has been out for awhile, neither of us had seen it yet.

Here’s the trailer.

The Verdict:  I can not stop talking about this movie. I’m gushing over it. It was the best date ever! Well, the best date in a while, anyway. He’s the real deal. I want to live Happily ever after with him! I love him! I want to marry him, have his babies, and seriously live happily ever after. And here’s the real shocker for you. NO ONE took their shirts off on this date! Yeah, you heard that right. There was no hot guy scene. And still, I’m in love!! Apparently the way to my heart is to buy me popcorn, a jumbo diet coke, and make me laugh until I can’t laugh anymore.

Before I continue gushing, I should point out that my taste in movies does not match that of a typical film critic. Other than maybe Titanic, if a movie was up for an Academy Award, I probably hated it. Hubby and I tried to watch The King’s Speech just the other week. We shut it off, mid movie. We couldn’t take it anymore. When I go to the movies, I want to be entertained, pure and simple. I want to laugh, fall in love, kill some bad guys, save the world. If a movie has all those things, it will probably be a favorite.

The cast in this movie was incredible. Jason Bateman played his typical funny guy. A little neurotic and with such a dry sense of humor. Plus, I swear, the older he gets, the better looking he gets.

Jennifer Aniston was hilarious. Dirty. Her scenes stole some of the show.

And OMG, Jamie Foxx. His name alone was worth a hundred laughs.

Then there was Colin Farrell. He was my favorite guy on this week’s MANday- Bad Boys post. Here’s a photo of him in the movie. He was funny. Played a coked up idiot who bragged about his green belt in karate. I want to see a video of just his apartment. Whoever designed that portion of the set was a genius. It was hilarious.

I also loved that the comedy was just comedy. I’m not saying that it didn’t warrant an R rating, but there were no gross scenes. It was just plain funny!

Long story, short. GO SEE THIS MOVIE!! Laugh your ass off! Have fun! Buy the video when it comes out too, and laugh whenever you need it!

 

 

 

Just a reminder of how we rank movies here at Glitter, Bliss, and Perfect Chaos:

One Star = Walk of shame.  I was in last night’s dress, carrying my shoes as I rushed off. I can’t believe I wasted my time on him and pray no one I know sees me.                Two Stars = Bad date. He didn’t really do anything wrong, we just didn’t have any chemistry. Maybe he just wasn’t my type. I probably won’t answer if he calls.              Three Stars = Hookup. We had a great night together. Don’t know if it will be more than that, but it was sure fun while it lasted.                                                                          Four Stars = Stalking him. What a night! We danced, we kissed. Now if I could just get him to call me.                                                                                                                                Five Stars = Happily ever after. I love him! I want to marry him, have his babies, and live happily ever after.