It’s movie review day here at Glitter, Bliss, and Perfect Chaos. Today we’re seeing the movie, Dark Shadows.
Here’s the trailer:
The Verdict: This movie practically needs it’s own rating scale. I think Johnny Depp is an amazing actor. Teaming him up in a another movie with Tim Burton is, I don’t know. I really don’t even know how to define it. All I know is I would love be a fly on the wall when those two get together to brainstorm. This movie is a remake/spoof of sorts of the original Dark Shadows. It has all the big drama of a prime time soap opera, plenty of lines that make you laugh, and well, Johnny Depp. He’s pretty much a genius.
This guy. You know how sometimes you meet a guy that is so different from anyone, you can’t even compare him to anyone else? That’s this guy. He looks different. He acts different. He talks different. But there is something about him. Is is his charisma? His charm? His clothes? The fact that he can wear makeup and still be sexy? There’s no way to compare him. He’s Johnny Depp.
Just a reminder of how we rank movies here at Glitter, Bliss, and Perfect Chaos:
One Star = Walk of shame. I was in last night’s dress, carrying my shoes as I rushed off. I can’t believe I wasted my time on him and pray no one I know sees me.
Two Stars = Bad date. He didn’t really do anything wrong, we just didn’t have any chemistry. Maybe he just wasn’t my type. I probably won’t answer if he calls.
Three Stars =Hookup. We had a great night together. Don’t know if it will be more than that, but it was sure fun while it lasted.
Four Stars = Stalking him. What a night! We danced, we kissed. Now if I could just get him to call me.
Five Stars = Happily ever after. I love him! I want to marry him, have his babies, and live happily ever after.
It’s a Johnny Depp Movie. If you appreciate him, go see the movie.